How does one dress for a movie premiere?…
sex tip!! when he puts it in, yell ‘what are u doing in my swamp’
MAKING JOKES ABOUT HOW “ITS WEIRD TO SEE ME OUT OF MY ROOM FOR ONCE” DOES NOT MAKE ME WANT TO LEAVE MY ROOM MORE IT MAKES ME WANT TO LOCK MY DOOR AND NEVER LEAVE AGAIN I DON’T KNOW WHY THAT’S SUCH A HARD CONCEPT
This also applies to “WOW SHE’S CLEANING!” and anything else like that do not fucking do that.
CAN I JUST ADD “LOOK AT THAT SHES SMILING” OR “WoW SHEs TALKING”
|—||Steve Maraboli (via psych-facts)|
One of the best scenes from that film.
|—||Me laying in bed talking to myself at 1:30 in the morning (via uriahszipline)|