Contradictions in a Dress

internetsgreatesthits:

do well in school kids, because if you do you might become an astronaut and get to leave the god-forsaken shitscape of earth for good

cyclopette:

*wakes up at 9* nice

*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice

bitchpuddinq:

*tries to fix sleeping schedule* *makes it worse*

brisas-1:

(vía Pin de Anita Jensen en Idea’s | Pinterest)

How does one dress for a movie premiere?…

pulpdrinker:

sex tip!! when he puts it in, yell ‘what are u doing in my swamp’

myfairytaleeverafter:


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myfairytaleeverafter:


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Shameless Plug: The Dream Project + Styles & Prints

Don’t ask hard questions

doctorwho:

heartlesnobody:

just slicing some potatoes…

doctorwho:

heartlesnobody:

just slicing some potatoes…

kid: dad whats a 69
dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]
shiny-cradily:

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shiny-cradily:

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