Contradictions in a Dress

How does one dress for a movie premiere?…

pulpdrinker:

sex tip!! when he puts it in, yell ‘what are u doing in my swamp’

myfairytaleeverafter:


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Shameless Plug: The Dream Project + Styles & Prints
myfairytaleeverafter:


More?

Shameless Plug: The Dream Project + Styles & Prints

Don’t ask hard questions

doctorwho:

heartlesnobody:

just slicing some potatoes…

doctorwho:

heartlesnobody:

just slicing some potatoes…

kid: dad whats a 69
dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]
shiny-cradily:

Zapdos by request (x,x) 

shiny-cradily:

Zapdos by request (x,x

not-enough-fandom:

godtierkankri:

proudlyinsane:

MAKING JOKES ABOUT HOW “ITS WEIRD TO SEE ME OUT OF MY ROOM FOR ONCE” DOES NOT MAKE ME WANT TO LEAVE MY ROOM MORE IT MAKES ME WANT TO LOCK MY DOOR AND NEVER LEAVE AGAIN I DON’T KNOW WHY THAT’S SUCH A HARD CONCEPT

This also applies to “WOW SHE’S CLEANING!” and anything else like that do not fucking do that.

CAN I JUST ADD “LOOK AT THAT SHES SMILING” OR “WoW SHEs TALKING”

One day I just woke up and realized that I can’t touch yesterday. So why the heck was I letting it touch me?
Steve Maraboli (via psych-facts)

bageljohnhasgotitgoingon:

One of the best scenes from that film.

You do not need pasta.
Me laying in bed talking to myself at 1:30 in the morning (via uriahszipline)