Contradictions in a Dress

pastries-and-turtlenecks:

someone just left the dorm complex and she was wearing a shirt that said “I’m a thespian. my parents think it’s a stage.” and I swear I laughed for three minutes without stopping to breathe

littlebroadwaybabies:

Happy Easter Broadway fans!!

theaveragefish:

why the hell did we all learn the exact words

"the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell"

oate:

*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING

annaohbyrne:

okay, I’ll only do this if this reaches 100 notes by tomorrow morning
must be following me
LIKES DO NOT COUNT
PLEASE DON’T LIKE THIS POST
so okay this is a promo specifically for theatre blogs but if you’re not a theatre blog you can reblog this, too, I guess?
Out of the…

avenueqcumber:

operaticlawlitics:

avenueqcumber:

“Mom, dad… I’m theatre”

“nope sorry the bible says Adam and Eve not Adam and Patti LuPone”

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I will never regret making this text post

milanlucheck:

Sometimes I wish I was an octopus so I could slap eight people at once

letao:

I’ll never get over how great this joke is.

letao:

I’ll never get over how great this joke is.

zweilous:

these are all pokemon i’ve bred and unintentionally hatched so i do not need them at all. they’re all legitimately obtained kalos-native pokemon
TERMS/CONDITIONS:
reblog this post. no likes
the giveaway will end on saturday, april 19th at 11:59 pm edt (gmt -4)
i will announce 3 winners who will each get to choose one pokemon
you must own a copy of pokemon x or y, give me your friend code, and have wi-fi access so that i can trade you if you are picked
all pokemon were hatched by me; nicknames are available
winners will have around 36 hours to respond
feel free to send me an ask with any concerns or confusion, but take the time to read everything first
POKEMON:
chespin (m) - impish, overgrow, 31/xx/31/31/31/31 (nest ball; spikes / curse / belly drum / synthesis)fletchling (m) - adamant, big pecks, 31/31/31/31/xx/31 (repeat ball; quick guard)mareep (m) - quiet, static, 31/31/31/31/xx/00 (love ball)murkrow (f) - adamant, prankster, 31/31/xx/31/31/31 (dream ball; feather dance / brave bird / perish song)totodile (m) - adamant, torrent, 31/xx/31/31/xx/31 (dive ball; dragon dance / ice punch / aqua jet)

zweilous:

these are all pokemon i’ve bred and unintentionally hatched so i do not need them at all. they’re all legitimately obtained kalos-native pokemon

TERMS/CONDITIONS:

  • reblog this post. no likes
  • the giveaway will end on saturday, april 19th at 11:59 pm edt (gmt -4)
  • i will announce 3 winners who will each get to choose one pokemon
  • you must own a copy of pokemon x or y, give me your friend code, and have wi-fi access so that i can trade you if you are picked
  • all pokemon were hatched by me; nicknames are available
  • winners will have around 36 hours to respond

feel free to send me an ask with any concerns or confusion, but take the time to read everything first

POKEMON:

chespin (m) - impish, overgrow, 31/xx/31/31/31/31 (nest ball; spikes / curse / belly drum / synthesis)
fletchling (m) - adamant, big pecks, 31/31/31/31/xx/31 (repeat ball; quick guard)
mareep (m) - quiet, static, 31/31/31/31/xx/00 (love ball)
murkrow (f) - adamant, prankster, 31/31/xx/31/31/31 (dream ball; feather dance / brave bird / perish song)
totodile (m) - adamant, torrent, 31/xx/31/31/xx/31 (dive ball; dragon dance / ice punch / aqua jet)

lulz-time:

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kushandwizdom:

The good vibe

kushandwizdom:

The good vibe

effyfurrow:

nointerrruption:

I’M ACTUALLY A REALLY NICE PERSON IM JUST USED TO BEING WALKED ALL OVER AND DISRESPECTED SO SOMETIMES I COME OFF AS MEAN BUT I JUST CANT LET PEOPLE TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME AND I HAD TO GROW UP REALLY FAST OK BUT I PROMISE I HAVE A GOOD HEART AND GOOD INTENTIONS AND I DONT WANT TO EVER HURT PEOPLE’S FEELINGS BUT SOMETIMES I JSUT HAVE TO HAVE THE UPPER HAND AND MAKE SURE I DONT GET HURT IM SORR YI LOVE EVERYONE

SOMEBODY FUCKING SAID IT 

The Music Man (1962)